Wishing fandoms were real.

uglygreenjacket:

*reads child a bedtime story*: I wonder when and why I stopped needing one of these.
*pulls up ao3 in bed like I’ve done every night for years*: Oh. OH.

babehog:

Me in the pussy if I am to be honest

egberts:

supreme-leader-stoat:
takineko:
justcatposts:
Every year a bobcat mama gives birth to a litter of kittens on my roof. I set up a camera this time around.
(Source)
Youth fascination with technology

biglawbear:

angel-derangement:
“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?
“In the same way your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don’t, then it doesn’t.” - Brennan Lee Mulligan, Fantasy High S1E17

this-is-cool:

The stunning Destiny and sci-fi-themed creations of Jesse van Dijk - https://www.this-is-cool.co.uk/the-stunning-sci-fi-concept-artworks-of-jesse-van-dijk/

wonderwomemes:

skye–walker:
zagreus:
asymbina:
zagreus:
zagreus:
zagreus:
zagreus:
one tectonic plate approaching another
“so are you a top or a bottom?”
two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO
i don’t know anything about geology
Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?
I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you
alright this is fine
Good post everyone hit the showers

evilwizard:

thiccr0mancer:
thiccr0mancer:
evilwizard:
ma’am could you please take a step back. yes—yes ma’am it’s because of your AOE poison attack aura
-1
-1
ma’am please

danlisreal:

lakevida:
cancel your plans we’re thinking about the pale blue dot voyager pic tonight
this image of earth from saturn rattles around in my skull at all hours of the day

utopians:

utopians:
life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water
put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you’ve diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

decolonize-the-left:

naamahdarling:
an-autistic-with-personhood:
xxtc-96xx:
vimbry:
judygemstone:
hydrojinn:
motherfucker-somewhat-limited:
bondsmagii:
sigynpenniman:
huffylemon:
“Sunset over the Grocery Box,” by me. The view from my father’s front yard in January 2014.
“Sunset at the End of My Driveway (Excluding Pavements Covered With the Shite of One Million Dogs)” by me.
“Sunset from My Front Yard Taken on an iPod Touch in 2010″
“Sunset in Nov 2021 Taken in the Parking Lot of the Pharmacy”
“sunset from the parking lot of the diner taken on an iphone 5 in 2016”
the view across the road partially eclipsed by house, 2017
Taken from a stepladder putting up Christmas lights
-2014, front yard
“Brewing Storm on an Evening Commute”
And “Finally, no Power Lines”
-Sept. 30, 2020, passenger seat of a moving Buick
Behind a near-defunct mall in super small-town OK. HUGE rays.
Park And See The View 2020
(it took seconds to happen)
Waiting for The Pharmacy Line to Move, 2021
Outside the McDonald’s Drive-Thru Window, 2018